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A couple weeks ago bigmouth Ann Coulter let me know how much she loves Jews by wishing we’d convert and thus be ‘perfected.”  Yeah.  And she did it on Cable TV no less in an interview with Donny Deutsch.

So much for loving our friends on the Christian right.  They, like we Jews, love Israel, in spite of its flaws.  But we recognize those flaws as political ones which can be changed democratically.  Coulter sees those flaws as theological can can only be changed through conversion.  Or else we’re going to hell or dying violently come the rapture.

Oh, Ann, you old so and so.  How you make mockery of our brothers who say Christian Zionists are our pals.  With friends like these, who cares about Iranian nuclear ambitions?  Gog and Magog me with a spoon!

Anyways, the best response to this so far has come from a most appropriate source of liberalism and humor.   From Leah Kauffman, Jewess, Democrat and creator of “Obama Girl” and SNL’s “Dick in a Box” now comes musical video spoof, “Perfected.”   Now if only the Ramones were still kicking.  I’m sure those Jewish punks might have a thing or two to say about wanting to be sedated perfected.