The Lincoln Park Chad Society does a fine job ribbing its own Gap Khakis wearing image, and I laugh at their Stella quaffing, alternapeople gawking, Trixie-chading escapades. Except when they go and say something stupid like this:
“Every afternoon, while their husbands are out being Jewish and trading money, the Highland Park mom brings her brat children to Corner Bakery since she lacks in baking skills and can use her husband’s income to buy lunch.”
Out being Jewish? Trading money? Hmm. And the selection of 60% Jewish Highland Park is coincidental I presume? Hey Chad, when your Jewish broker suddenly says your portfolio has tragically bottomed out, remember that you equated his Jewishness with money lust, said his wife can’t cook and that his kids are brats… Besides, everyone knows that the brats like to go to Walker Brothers or Country Kitchen for the pancakes, not Corner Bakery…
