Today I helped a Rabbi fix a closet door. Its nothing to sing about, but its something I’ve never done. While it didn’t bring me closer to Hashem, it did make the office look much nicer.
Allahu Akbar! In other news, the Merciful, Almighty and Hilarious Allah Pundit has remodeled his Moqsue. The new site is at www.allahpundit.com. It even has its own detonation timer. If you’ve never read it, kufr, Allah wills it. Face mecca and visit his old site 5 times daily and pee your pants laughing. Check out his new digs, and be sure to read the Shaheed fine print on the reverse of his Six Day war shirts. Allahu Akbar!
